Sora -Hercules Parody- Chap1

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Sora (Hercules Parody)

Chapter 1: The Gospel Truth

We open in an old museum, very obviously the Greek section, with vases and statues around.

Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Sora...

The camera centers on a vase with spiky-haired boy fighting a big lion with his Keyblade.

But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is...

"Will you listen to him?” interrupted a female dog named Brandy.

We zoom onto upper rim of the vase, where Brandy, Katara, Starfire, Sam and Aerith are 'painted' on.

Brandy pulls a sad mask over her face, “He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy!"

"Lighten up, dear friend!" grins Starfire.

"We'll take it from here," smiled Katara pleasantly at the narrator.

“You go, girls," the narrator said.

A music beat starts to hit, the girls swaying to it.

"We are the Muses”, says Katara, “Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes."

Starfire grabs a fan, fanning her face with it.  "Heroes like Sora."

"Honey, you mean ‘Hunk-ora’!" Brandy grins. She slides down the vase, landing on the painted Sora's shoulder, sidling up to him, "Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him.."

Katara gives her a glare before smiling at the audience.

"Our story actually begins long before Sora”, she says, “many eons ago.."

The waterbender pulls the border of their vase, making it steps for the Muses to walk down, as she begins to sing.

Back when the world was new

The planet Earth was down on its luck

And everywhere gigantic brutes

Called Titans ran amok!

They stop in front of a vase showing a picture of gigantic, monster versions of  Axel, Lexaeus, Xaldin, and Vexen causing havoc with their powers, a chunk of pot barely missing Brandy, who hitches her toga to get over it.

It was a nasty place! she sings. There was a mess wherever you step

Katara sang again, Where chaos reigned and earthquakes

And volcanoes never slept!

“Ooh, say it, girlfriend!” Brandy said to the rest of the Muses.

Then Muses swept their hands toward another vase with Superman holding a lightning bolt.

And then along came Supes!

He hurled his thunderbolt

He zapped!

Locked those suckers in a vault!

They're trapped!

We see such an event happening on the vase, Xaldin, Lexaeus, Vexen, and Axel being trapped, as the Muses continue to sing.

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks

And that's the gospel truth!

The guy was too type A to just rela-a-a-a-a-ax!!!

And that's the world's first dish

The Muses formed around an ancient Greek dish at this. “Yeah, baby!” Brandy shouted out.

Then it cuts to a vase with Superman surrounded by clouds.

Supes tamed the globe while still in his youth

Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble

That's the gospel truth!

They dance over to another plate, showing Mt Avatarus (I can’t think of a better name) looking a bit like the Southern Air Temple.

On mount Avatarus life was neat

And smooth as sweet vermouth.

Ooooohhhh

Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble

That's the gospel truuuuuuuuuuth!

We open on Mt Avatarus, rising up and up and up, until we get to the top, where various characters dress up as superheroes of all size and shapes are chattering in a party.

Superman’s wife, Lois Lane, was playing with a little baby boy with spiky-brown hair.

“Oh, Sora!” Lois cooed at her little son. Sora gabbles happily, yanking Lois’ hair; she laughed heartily as she removed his tiny hand from her hair. “Behave yourself”, she smiled.

A little cloud crib appears which Lois puts Sora in. Superman walks over with a grin.

"Oh, look at this, look how cute he is..." Superman gazes lovingly at his son. He waggles his finger at baby Sora. The little baby suddenly lifts his dad over the crib with amazing strength.

"Hah! Oh, he's strong!” Superman says, “Like his Dad, hmm?"

A young teenaged superhero, half-ghost and half-boy, with white hair and green eyes and wearing a black and white spandex outfit came zipping through the other heroes.

"Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through!” he says.

“Watch it, Danny!” Ichigo from Bleach snarled, waving a fist at him.

Danny zips up to Lois, handing her a bunch of flowers.

"Why, Danny! They’re lovely!” Lois exclaimed, taking the flowers.  

The ghostboy named Danny Phantom nodded. "Yeah, you know, I had Iroh do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty?"

He later flies him up to Superman.

"Fabulous party, you know,” he says to old hero. “I haven't seen this much love in a room since Homer discovered himself!"

He points to Homer Simpson looking at himself in a mirror making kissy faces, wearing a pendant with 'ME' written on it.

“Who’s a handsome devil? You are!” Homer giggled to his reflection.

Baby Sora, meanwhile, has gotten hold of one of Superman's lightning rods and began to play with it.

"Dear, keep those away from the baby," Lois said to her husband.

"Oh, he won't hurt himself!” Superman told her. “Let the kid have a little fun!"

Sora attempts to eat the rod, getting frazzled in the process. He throws it away with a pain squeal, making the heroes and other main cartoon characters leap out of its path, until Cloud Strife gives it a good WHACK with his huge sword. It hits a cloud pillar, the pillar reforming instantly. Superman laughs at his son’s little stunt, before addressing the party.

"On behalf of my son, I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!" He waves his arm toward a pile of various interesting looking gifts.

"What about our gift, dear?” Lois asks him.

Supermans ponders this for a moment, “Well, let's see here... we'll take, hmm…” he saw some small clouds in front of him and he begins to form it into a shape. “Yes, a little cirrus, and…. hmm, a touch of nimbostratus, and… “ He adds the last touch to the cloud. “… a dash of cumulus!"

He presents his cloud form to Sora. Sora touches it for one moment and it turns into a little sky bison with six legs and blue arrow over the crown of its fur.

"His name is Appa, and he's all yours, son," Superman tells his son.

He lets go Appa and the sky bison flew a bit and stares at Sora for a bit. Sora bonks Appa on the head, leaving a slightly dazed prop bison. He then gives Sora a happy lick until it saw the little spiky-haired boy began to cry. Appa then cuddles up to Sora and the latter gives him a contented hug.

“Awwww!” went the other heroes.

"Mind his head," Lois holds Sora up to her husband.

"He's so tiny,” Superman smiles.

Sora started to suck on a little medallion but he stopped as soon his big eyes began to droop. He gave a yawn and Superman tucks his son into his cloud crib.

“My boy,” he said softly. “My little Sora."

"How sentimental…" a dark voice sneered sarcastically from the other side of the room.

All heads turned to see a figure wearing a white outfit with a cape and has a devi-horn hairstyle leaning against a pillar, hidden himself in the shadows.

The mysterious speaks again before coming out of the shadows, revealing himself as Vlad Plasmius. "You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!” He grins, “Huh?"

He waits for applause, only getting stern looks. He sighs, “Why doesn’t everybody laugh at my jokes?”

He walks through the crowd, "So is this an audience or a mosaic?” he asks. “Hey, how you doin'? … Lookin' good. Nice dress."

“One day, I’ll shove a kunai up his…” Naruto mutters.

Superman pulls him into a bone-crushing bear hug.

"Meep!" squeaks Vlad.

"So Vladdie, you finally made it!” Superman grins, then places a hand on his Vlad’s shoulder. “How are things in the underworld?"

Vlad takes the hero's hand off his shoulder, looking bored.

“Well, they're just fine, you know, a little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, hey, full of dead people,” he says. “What are you gonna do?"

He notices Sora, and then heads over to the crib. "Ah! There's the little spiky-hairball," he smirks. Sora talks in a baby words at him.

"Little smootchie,” says Vlad. He creates a spiked sucker out of some dark mist. “And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh?"

He moves it to put it in the baby's mouth, only to have Sora crush his finger.

"...Butter biscuits!" Vlad screamed, pulling his finger free, watching it bend in an unnatural way, “Sheesh! Powerful little tyke... isn' he?”

Superman wraps an arm around Vlad’s shoulders.

"Come on, Vlad, don't be such a stiff, join the celebration!" Superman said.

Vlad manages to wriggle free out of the hero’s grasp. "Hey, love to, old friend, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig You, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me…” He moves his face forward, inches away from Superman’s. “… Supes. So.. can't. Love to, but can't." Then he starts to walk away.

"You ought to slow down; you'll work yourself to death," Superman pauses at his accidental pun, “HAH! Work yourself to death!"

The crowd instantly starts to laugh... even if it really isn't all that funny. Superman laughs more, sitting back in a cloud chair.

"Oh, I kill myself", he chuckles.

"If only, if only...", mutters Vlad, narrowing his eyes as he walks away.

We go back to the Muses, standing by another vase, showing a stairway from Avatarus down to the Underworld.

"If there's one person who doesn’t want to get steamed up, it's Vlad," says Katara.

“'Cause he has an evil plan", says Starfire.

The scene changes to Vlad being carted across the river Styx on a small boat rowed by Ryuk from Death Note. The Muses singing coming in the background, as Brandy starts to sing in low key, New Orleans Funeral style.

He ran the Underworld

But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.

He was as mean as ruthless

A couple of souls rise up from the Styx, clinging to Vlad's cape, he shoots a fireball at them, tossing them back in, then blowing the smoke from his finger, as Brandy continues her song.

And that's the gospel truth

He had a plan to shake things up

The boat then past a massive three-headed dog named Cerberus (from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy). They snapped their jaws at Vlad, who tosses a slab of meat at them and three heads scrap over the piece of meat as Vlad floats past.

And that's the gospel truuuuuuth!



TBC...